Kids

Looking for small, irrational roommates with rage issues and separation anxiety? Have kids.

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Midnight. A tiny naked boy, red cape looped around his scrawny neck. One wee, defiant fist thrust into the air, the other on his hip, legs splayed. Standing on your bed, on you, bellowing, “Never!!” Into your bedroom, into the wild night. You have dared to ask that he get into his bed — back into his…